#the pig squeals

[420technoblazeit]

jayce surrendering to viktor in the exact same position that his alternate self died in is so funny because he really went all in on the power of love thing huh. he was really putting that much faith in his ability to snap viktor out of it. and it wouldn't have even fucking worked if ekko wasn't there. i fear that he's not beating the himbo allegations with this one, jayce talis you continue to be the stupidest man in all of piltover. godspeed you fucking idiot

[rokon24]

did anyone else laugh b honest

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[420technoblazeit]

in case anyone hasn't seen it yet btw league just dropped an arcane savior viktor skin. which is funny to me bc his ass did NOT look like that at any point ig they just wanted matching jayvik skins

[420technoblazeit]

i was thinking about a hypothetical au where jayce and viktor don't disappear after the season 2 finale for funsies and like. first off viktor's definitely getting arrested but also. i think you'd have to talk jayce down for at least 10 minutes before he let that happen and he'd insist on having a full trial for him and representing him in court. and it would go HORRIFICALLY badly. jayce has a limited skill set, a dangerous amount of unearned confidence, and such an overwhelming capacity for forgiveness especially for viktor that it would blind him completely and he'd probably end up getting thrown in jail too somehow. and it would be so fucking funny

he'd be like your honor i believe i deserve to share the blame for this because i used a device we created through illegal experimentation to revive viktor against his will. and they'd be like what the fuck are you talking about and viktor would be gesturing at him to shut the fuck up immediately but it's too late. jayce talis, man of progress has never shut the fuck up when he should ever in his life. and he'd start yapping about shimmer and the hexcore and somehow he lets it slip that sky died when viktor was using the hexcore on his body and it's all over. they would both go to jail and i genuinely believe that

[420technoblazeit]

dude oh my god faggotron 3000 over here

[420technoblazeit]

machine herald viktor being in so much of the promo material is killing me bc he was only in that form for like 5 minutes to have an uncomfortably homoerotic fight with jayce and then they went to the astral plane and jayce blasted him w the power of love so hard he turned into a twink again

[420technoblazeit]

new viktor rework voicelines just dropped btw jayvik bad end REAL

[420technoblazeit]

look at my machine herald dawg im gonna lose my mind for several months at the bottom of a ravine

[420technoblazeit]

jayce is such a fake idgafer 'my partner died in this room' and an hour later he's telling viktor that all he wants is his partner back. me when i lie. me when i completely and utterly fail to be nonchalant. me when i pretend i dont love him so much it literally changes the narrative and saves the world. he was so funny for that

[420technoblazeit]

i love that these voicelines are in the game now so LoL players have to do a live slug reaction every time there's a viktor and jayce in their game. apparently this line is getting censored in other countries for being too gay WE WIN AGAIN

[420technoblazeit]

i can't get over viktor telling singed to do the procedure only after jayce rejected him. he wanted that cookie so bad he turned himself into an elden ring boss when he couldnt have it

[420technoblazeit]

i fuckign love jayce btw i feel like i dont say that enough. i love characters with the best intentions who have the biggest hearts ever but get dragged down by their naivety adn just a lil bit of hubris. he's such a sweetheart i love him sm

[420technoblazeit]

#we were playing w my friends today n i was vik mid n my ex/bff was jayce top#n i was at 99 hex fragments. literally needed 1 minion for full evolution#jayce comes down to mid. 'can u not complete ur evolution' 'why' 'im asking'#n yeah. i mightve avoided minions n fights just for fun for a bit afterwards#n they kept going like 'lore accurate viktor ig'#it was a pain but i had to do it for the bit (via @vanilladella)

dude i will b so real with you i understood none of that but thank you for keeping the jayvik dynamic alive even in game o7

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

[420technoblazeit]

jayce remembering viktor smiling at him before he blasted him is fucking crazy. dead wife moment fr

[420technoblazeit]

i for one think it's very cool and epic and sexy of viktor to be a little evil. a little maniacal and fucked up for a second there. like whether or not u think the arcane was corrupting him it's fun! i love when my blorbos do horrible kind of unforgivable shit

[420technoblazeit]

i love that there's a clear distinction between skins reworked to fit viktor's new features and skins that stayed pretty much the same after the vgu. and that the uniting feature for the overhauled skins are that he's almost entirely naked for no reason. they CANNOT get this man to wear pants. slut rights