#the pig squeals

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY MELVIK DUCKS

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i think another reason why i really wanted viktor and jinx to interact more is because one thing they have in common is having their bodies be fundamentally changed by singed's experiments, and to have those changes be done with questionable consent. like obviously viktor agreed to be experimented on by singed and he went through the herald transformation willingly, but i also don't think it's a stretch to argue that he wasn't well enough to properly consent at that time. and i think singed knew that given that viktor had rejected his offer only a couple of hours beforehand, but he continued with the experiment anyway for the sake of progressing his own research. jinx was not capable of consenting to her own transformation and was practically begging for death

viktor and jinx are also characters who knew singed from a very young age and probably had some level of trust in him because of that, trust that he betrayed for the sake of his own daughter. and it's also interesting to consider that singed is very cognizant of this detail ('i too once had a daughter' and him thinking of orianna when he meets viktor in the greenhouse) but still goes ahead in stripping them of their bodily autonomy. idk i just think they'd have a lot to talk about

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this post breached containment somehow and people have tagged it as naruto, fullmetal alchemist, the owl house, and dream smp??? it was about the Evil Office show sorry

clocking in at my job at Warcrimes Inc. with my 13 year old coworker who i fucking hate

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got all my. ducks in a row out here

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yes im reusing hte miu cosplay i think ive really upped my game this year tho. anyone else at vancouver expo?

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AHHHHHHHHHHH BILL CIPHERING IT UP

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any straight couple can be gay if you're weird enough about it. if your heart is open

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coming 2 fill ur brain up with spiders!!! annabelle cane mometn

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i saw a c!dream cosplayer at the convention today and like. i totally respect being attached to the character while being critical of the content creator but also u gave me a Heart Attack, man

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ANYWAY I GOT HTE CROWLEY PENDANT SIGNED BY MARK SHEPPARD ASDFKHSJFHSJ

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wanted 2 get jayvik mini charms at the con but they were BOTH sold out. all timelines all possibilities fr

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kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

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it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

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they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world

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jayce surrendering to viktor in the exact same position that his alternate self died in is so funny because he really went all in on the power of love thing huh. he was really putting that much faith in his ability to snap viktor out of it. and it wouldn't have even fucking worked if ekko wasn't there. i fear that he's not beating the himbo allegations with this one, jayce talis you continue to be the stupidest man in all of piltover. godspeed you fucking idiot

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i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke